Houston, Texas · Live operation
Watch a real AI trading floormake real decisions.
An autonomous boardroom of AI agents debates every trade. A chairman gates it. An independent risk warden polices it. Real money, in FX, futures, and options — and the same impersonal signals it trades are published to every subscriber at the same moment. Your broker. Your keys. Your decision.
No performance fees. No account access. Cancel anytime.
How it works
Every signal survives three rooms before you ever see it.
The Boardroom debates
A room of specialized AI agents — trend, mean-reversion, macro, market-regime — argues over every candidate trade in FX, futures, and options. Each agent casts a recorded vote with its conviction and rationale.
The Chairman gates
A chairman model reviews the vote, the market regime, and the case for the trade. Most ideas die here. Only a decision that survives the gate becomes an executable signal.
The Risk Warden watches
An independent risk layer sizes exposure, enforces hard loss floors, and can flatten anything, any time. It answers to no strategy — its only job is survival.
Published to members
The exact same signal our own book trades — instrument, direction, entry, stop, target, timestamp — goes to every subscriber at the same moment. Impersonal by design. You act, or you don't, in your own account.
What you get
One feed. Four ways to sit near it.
Flat monthly fees only — no performance fees, no profit share, ever. Every tier receives the same impersonal content at the same time; higher tiers see more of the machine, never different advice.
Observer
Watch from the gallery. Enough to judge us before you pay a cent.
- 24-hour delayed signal feed
- Weekly market brief by email
- Public track-record page access
Signal Room
Founding member: $29/mo, locked for life
The same impersonal signals our own book trades, in real time.
- Real-time signal feed — web, Discord, and email
- FX, futures, and options signals
- Entry, stop, and target on every signal
- Published to every subscriber at the same moment
Pro Desk
See the machine argue. Boardroom votes, regime reports, automation-ready payloads.
- Everything in Signal Room
- Boardroom vote summaries on every trade
- Market regime reports
- Automation-ready webhook payload format + docs (for your own TradersPost / PickMyTrade / SignalStack)
- Monthly performance review
Partner Desk
Read-only guest seat on the live operations dashboard. The whole floor, glass walls.
- Everything in Pro Desk
- Read-only guest login to the live operations dashboard
- Quarterly strategy deep-dives
- Early access to new paper track records
One-time service · Not a subscription
Desk Setup
$499 one-timeA standardized white-glove session wiring the published feed into YOUR automation tool — from the public runbook, identically for every client. For subscribers who want automation: on a screen-share, YOU create your own automation account and YOU enter your own broker keys into YOUR tool — we configure the standardized webhook plumbing and nothing else.
Requires an active Signal Room or higher subscription and your own existing, already-funded broker account.
- Your keys never touch our servers — you type them into your own tool, on your own screen
- You keep the kill-switch — disconnect anytime, in one click
- Configured from the published runbook — the same steps for every client
- Two fixed published presets only (Conservative / Standard) — never per-client sizing
- Requires an active Signal Room or higher subscription
- Requires your own existing, already-funded broker account — we never help open or fund accounts
- Flat fee, never tied to results
Transparency
This is a live operation, not a highlight reel.
The boardroom, the chairman gate, and the risk warden run on real infrastructure, trading our own capital through real brokerage accounts in FX, futures, and options. Partner Desk members get a read-only guest login to the same live dashboard we use to run the operation — positions, votes, and risk state, unedited.
We hold ourselves to one rule on results: live is live, simulated is simulated, and the two are never blended. Anything hypothetical carries the full CFTC Rule 4.41 disclaimer, every time.
View the track record pageLive results
Realized profit and loss from actual funded accounts, stamped by the same ledger the operation settles against. Published as-is — wins and losses alike.
Simulated results
Paper-traded and backtested strategies in incubation, clearly labeled HYPOTHETICAL and segregated from live results, with the required disclaimer attached.
Skin in the game
We trade the same signals we publish, at the same time. We disclose that plainly — both as alignment and as a conflict of interest you deserve to know about.
Questions, answered straight
FAQ
Do you trade my account?
No — never. You keep your own broker account and your own API keys. We never execute trades for anyone, never hold client funds, and never take custody or discretion of any kind. If you want automation, you connect our published feed to your own third-party tool (TradersPost, PickMyTrade, SignalStack) under your own control.
Is this financial advice?
No. Crash Money Analytics is an impersonal publication: every subscriber receives exactly the same content at the same time, on a regular schedule. We do not know your financial situation and we never tailor anything to it. Nothing here is a recommendation that any trade is suitable for you.
What markets do you cover?
Foreign exchange (spot FX), exchange-listed futures, and exchange-listed options — the same three books our own operation trades. We do not cover or trade cryptocurrency.
Do you actually trade these signals yourselves?
Yes. The published feed is generated by the same pipeline that trades our own capital. We disclose this plainly: we have positions in the same instruments the signals reference. That alignment is the point — and it is also a conflict you should understand before subscribing.
Will I make money?
We make no such promise, and you should walk away from anyone who does. Trading futures, forex, and options involves substantial risk of loss. Many subscribers will lose money. Our track-record page separates live results from simulated ones and carries the full CFTC-required disclaimer on anything hypothetical.
Why aren't you registered as an investment adviser or CTA?
Because of how the product is built. U.S. law (the publisher's exclusion recognized in Lowe v. SEC, and CFTC Rule 4.14(a)(9)) exempts bona fide, impersonal publications that never direct client accounts and never tailor advice to individual clients. We designed the service to stay inside those lines: flat fees, identical content to everyone, no execution, no personalization. Full detail is on our Disclosures page.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Subscriptions are month-to-month and cancel in one click through the billing portal. Founding-member pricing stays locked only while your subscription remains active.
What does 'founding member' mean?
The first cohort of Signal Room subscribers pays $29/month instead of $49/month, locked for the life of their subscription. When founding seats are gone, the price is $49.